From time to time in our Sunday messages at Cobblestone Community Church, we'll feature a Top Ten list. This one was featured in our Spring 2009 "RE:set" series... The Top Ten Reasons People Don’t Go to Church:
10. The band and pastors don’t respond to my remote control.
9. Two words: Sealy Posturepedic.
8. The crossword puzzle in the Sunday paper takes me all morning to finish.
7. Two words: Hung over.
6. People that happy just give me the creeps.
5. Last time I knelt to pray I couldn’t get up again.
4. Two words: Joel Osteen.
3. Prefer Doritos to those little crackers they pass out.
2. When I want to feel guilty, I just call my mother.
And, the number one reason people don’t go to church…
1. They’re all hypocrites, especially that Bob Hostetler guy!