From time to time in our Sunday messages at Cobblestone Community Church, we'll feature a Top Ten list. This one was featured in our Spring 2009 "RE:set" series... The Top Ten Reasons People Don’t Go to Church:10. The band and pastors don’t respond to my remote control.
9. Two words: Sealy Posturepedic.
8. The crossword puzzle in the Sunday paper takes me all morning to finish.
7. Two words: Hung over.
6. People that happy just give me the creeps.
5. Last time I knelt to pray I couldn’t get up again.
4. Two words: Joel Osteen.
3. Prefer Doritos to those little crackers they pass out.
2. When I want to feel guilty, I just call my mother.
And, the number one reason people don’t go to church…
1. They’re all hypocrites, especially that Bob Hostetler guy!
Shalom. I've read several of your blogs and it's clear that you are trying to be silly when it comes to your top 10 lists (including this one).
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest another reason: "SOME of the food you serve at potlucks just ain't "kosher". (8-D ... A Jewish man wearing glasses and smiling...