Okay, I've found some churches I truly want to pastor. Like this one, which I discovered at smashingdownloads.com:
Or the Abbey church at Mont St. Michel, in France (which I hope to visit someday):
Or maybe this remote church on the shore of Lake Tekapo, New Zealand:
I'm sure there are SOME at least in my church who would want to ship me to one of these places. Right?