Church Signs with Moveable Letters Should Be Outlawed (Pt. 16)

The latest installment in this recurring "Church Signs With Moveable Letters Should Be Outlawed" feature has a personal side to it.
Recently I had the honor and joy of preaching at Ebenezer Baptist Church in Fulton, Missouri--my Uncle Walt's church. They very kindly announced me as a "spc guest speaker" on their church sign. On one side, that is.
The other side bore a different message--one that seemed a bit too appropriate, given that the other side announced my visit.

Uncle Walt didn't assure me that the two messages were unrelated. Didn't even try. Not even a little bit.